Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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