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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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