i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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