nutella sex= disaster
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just pee around me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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