Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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