By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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