Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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