How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
accomplished twins. life is a go
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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