i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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