I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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