I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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