does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Houston, we have a squirter
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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