remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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