I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Floor bacon is actually really good
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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