batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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