so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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