i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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