I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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