tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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