no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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