did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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