My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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