We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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