foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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