UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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