i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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