3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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