I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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