how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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