Kiss
Puke
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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