Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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