if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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