i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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