Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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