I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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