I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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