sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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