oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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