I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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