the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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