Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Randomize
