Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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