I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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