Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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