What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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