Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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