one two three fourrrrnication!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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