I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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