Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
That accounts for only three of the penises
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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