is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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