on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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