i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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