But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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